Monday, March 28, 2011

first things first

Now that the excitement has passed let’s get serious! grab your Mr. right, get into any type of transportation and check out what could be the perfect location. In most cases the right thing to do will set a meeting with the owner of the hall that will give you a tour of his property. And here is the catch: every owner will tell you what you want to hear. Please girls, don’t be fooled!!! It doesn’t matter how hard you want to believe him, no one can fit 200 people on 15. The best thing to do is to actually visit the hall during an event.
Here are 3 valuable reasons to do so:
-          Girls love to review weddings and day stuff like “on my wedding this will never happen…”. and let’s face we are still human beings, so it is much easier for us to do so if we do not know or care about the bride.
-          appetizers, and let’s say that free food in this hard times of savings is always welcome
-          This is the only way to differentiate between real promises and real bullshit!

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

the 6 first steps

So the engagement is done and the families have met, now you are wondering what are the first steps that you should take in order to get it started….

6 first steps :

1.       Officially announce your engagement, make sure that people are aware that you are not misses single anymore. This is actually the fun part. For the Facebook fanatics this step includes changing you relationship status to “engaged to….”
2.       The second step would be to decide of a month or a season in which you would like to celebrate the big day. Try to be as specific as you can. If you have family abroad this step should be done 4 month before the wedding to give them time to organize themselves and to book cheap tickets. In most cases these 4 months will be used by the guest to find a very well constructed excuse not to spend their entire “vacation budget” on your wedding….
3.       The next step consists of creating a budget. You and Mr. Right should sit down and see if you have the same notions of a nice wedding. Statistically speaking, this is not the case…. For him a nice wedding consists of guests dancing and eating kebabs while for you it’s Moët champagne and goose liver or nothing.
4.       Try to browse the internet and create a list of your top 10 halls or gardens. Don’t limit yourself to 3 picks…. You might get very disappointed. When you create this list I beg you to stay REALISTIC. If your budget is limited you have to face the fact that you won’t be able to marry in a private island with the royal family as your guest speakers….
5.       The next step consists of choosing your maid of honor and your bridesmaid! It’s very easy….. be a b***! If you don’t speak to them at least twice a week they probably will not be that committed to your wedding.
6.       Start buying those awesome wedding magazine. You should purchase the most regional magazine you can find for some very useful addresses BUT…. There is a golden rule in magazine shopping: even if you live in Saudi Arabia you should always buy the Martha Stewart seasonal wedding magazine. It will soon become your muse!


Love,
Lio

Monday, March 7, 2011

The engagement

This is the night when you change your status of sister to the amazing status of « sister of the bride ». My sister has been dating her fiancé for more than a year. However, the shock was major. As a good stereotypical woman the first thing I did was crying!
An hour later I was at her place to give a look to the most important detail of this night: the ring!!!!!
In most cases your role would be to support and encourage the general hysteria… and damn I am pretty good in doing that.
On this night I realized how terribly men and woman are different. I will illustrate it in a few points:
1.       Once a guy proposes he feels like his job is done
2.       When a woman accepts a proposal she DIRECTLY starts working. When I say directly I mean that most woman start working on her wedding before she even has a fiancé ( this starts approximately at the age of 6, oh yes baby)


The next step is calling the concerned parents and deciding what kind of engagements is going to take place. Isn’t that a treat…..

Love,

Lio

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Here is the deal

This blog is dedicated to all of the sisters standing behind the bride.

love,

Lio